The screaming subsided when I realised it was me doing it, doing the screaming. I closed the window and waved back at the few people on the street below who had been looking up at me. I love fresh air. Sometimes, when you use your eyes too much, what you see isn’t what you see…
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Ahhhhhhhhhh-aaaa-ahhhhhhhhhh-aaaaa-ahhhhhhhhhhh-aaaaaa-ahhhhhhhhh-ahhhheeeeee-aaaaa-ahhhhh-aaaa-ahhhhhhh…
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One way to silence your critics is to behead them, Kelly says. She smiles in that innocent way that nursery children do, and continues colouring in a…
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I whispered to myself, I need to do a poo. Unfortunately, I had my headphone microphone set on and was in a zoom call with the finance department. The…
Hi Dave, I’ve got a proposal for you. Go on. It would be one hundred percent financed and eminently achievable. I am listening. We’d be first to the…
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Depression is kind of a celebrity move, I tell myself as I eat the other half of the custard slice meant for my girlfriend’s mother. Quick, shameful…
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After the third hour of the performance, I wasn’t sure if I had actually come to the right place. Earlier that week, I had bought a single ticket to…
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Patrick wasn’t certain if today was the right time for it. He had just filed for divorce from his third wife, Karen, having realised rather late that he…
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